Theme of the day…Blondes
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’
The second blonde says, ‘Here, let me see!’
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, ‘Go ahead, ask me… I know ’em all.’
A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin ?’
The blonde replies, ‘Oh, that’s easy. Its W.’
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Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: ‘Is it mine?’
Until next time…
Even if it’s as bad as I think it is,
I will make it work out.
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Those are some great jokes. I especially liked the second one because I’ve never heard that one before.
I posted Three blonde jokes too.
-Bev
Funny!
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🙂 Glad to see you Bev. I checked out your jokes. The naked one cracked me up.
Hi nicersandink…glad to see you, too. I’m getting ready to follow your link.
OMGoodness! These are great! I especially love the first two!
Thanks for sharing!
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